Walk Tall, Kick Ass

WTKA is quite saddened by the sudden death of our favorite "flirty" Golden Girl, Rue McClanahan. You will be missed! Here are some Blanche-isms for you to enjoy (get yourself a slice of cheesecake first).

"He is so sophisticated and charming and rich and handsome. He fairly screams Blanche. At least, he will when I'M through with him."

"There is a fine line between having a good time and being a wanton slut. I know. My toe has been on that line."

"I swear with God as my witness, I will never pick up another man!... in a library... on a Saturday... unless he's cute... and drives a nice car... Amen"

"Oh please, it's bad enough hearing all those snickers as you walk down the aisle, but me in white, even I couldn't keep a straight face."

Blanche: What was your first impression of me?
Rose: thought you wore too much makeup and were a slut. I was wrong. You don't wear too much makeup.

Blanche: You know what I hate doing most after a party?
Rose: Trying to find your underwear in the big pile?

and my personal favorite...

Sophia to Blanche: Buckle up slut puppy, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

Russ has gotten a lot of coverage for his article on stimulus money for green energy going overseas, even being mentioned in Senator Chuck Schumer's letter to the Secretary of Energy. He was on CNN tonight briefly discussing his article.

President Obama held what the White House believes is the first Seder to be hosted by a sitting American president at the White House.
I KNEW that email was true, maybe he IS my 3rd cousin once removed!! Apparently, Jewish is The New Black - LOLZ!

James and Gill get engaged and bring the average right back up!!

CONGRATS from the staff of WTKA!!

I don't know Gill...I spotted James gettin' pretty funky with a pregnant chick...just watch out, that's all I'm sayin' :-)

From Wonkette. Dude, I SO have this dress!! It's from Ann Taylor.

CLICK HERE to read the article and WATCH the accompanying video!

Thank you for being OUR friend!

Everyone's favorite Golden Girl, Estelle Getty has passed away, she was 84. In her honor, I am going to carry my pocketbook around the office every time I leave my desk. And of course, have some cheesecake.

Congrats to Stephanie! We <3 Top Chef!

Baltimore dropped down one spot on the list of most-violent big cities of 2007 — to number three.

So without further ado, the top-ten most violent big cities of 2007 were:

1. Detroit
2. Memphis
3. Baltimore
4. Nashville
5. Philadelphia
6. Milwaukee
7. Indianapolis
8. Boston
9. Houston
10. Las Vegas

He's three weeks old, weighs in at 300 pounds and remains very close to his mother. But he doesn't have a name!

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Originally uploaded by Barack Obama.

Obama spoke at Muhlenberg yesterday. What the crap did the college dems do for us when I was there?

No one knows for certain who's the father of the male elephant calf that was born last Wednesday at the Maryland Zoo in Baltimore, so any name ending in "Jr." is likely out of the question. But what do you call a 290-pound bundle of joy?

Ah-hem! Please welcome into the world, the newest Network Pub baby, Abbey Elizabeth Reid!

An African elephant at the Maryland Zoo in Baltimore named Felix gave birth last night. The calf is the first elephant born in the history of the 132-year-old zoo. His mom, at a mere 7,490 pounds, is described as "petite." But zookeepers say Maryland's newest African elephant -- 290 pounds and 42 inches tall -- is a whopper.

so sad :-(

Colored Balls Tumble Down Spanish Steps





Spanish Steps (Sans Balls)

Guess what? Rachael Ray doesn't like Dunkin' Donuts coffee either