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Gordon "super-douche" Ramsay burns his plums


GORDON Ramsay made a spectacle out of his testicles by burning them on a stove.

He said: "The other day I was standing too close to the stove when I was cooking.

"I was wearing these cotton trousers and underneath I was going commando, suddenly, I felt this searing heat. I went, 'F**k me, b*****ks to that,' and for once I was spot on. My balls were burning."

The 40-year-old then rushed straight to a private London clinic where an ultrasound scan was performed.

"I burnt my right b*****k and I'm in absolute agony," he added, "You wouldn't believe how much this hurts,"

Gordon continued: "I went to the hospital because of the excruciating pain. People think I went in for a knee injury, but that's bulls**t."

Sounds like a bit of a balls up.



Rafi On The Rails Dot Com


Our friend Rafi is about to embark on a cross country train ride and will be blogging about his entire trip. Be sure to check out his progress on RafiOnTheRails.com



Oprah's Va-Jay-Jay!


Kathy Griffin Tells Jesus To Suck Off!



The My Life on the D List star took home a creative arts Emmy on Saturday for best reality program.

“A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this. He had nothing to do with this,” Griffin said in her acceptance speech. “Suck it, Jesus. This award is my God now.”

c/o Perez

The IT Crowd on Movie Piracy


Have a PURPLE drink for Ray Lewis



Raven's Monday Night Game!

It's Sushi, HON!


Out West!


Cat Cora and other Colorado Adventures!


Sharon & Dan Tie the Knot!



Robin Does Australia


(insert 'down under' joke HERE)

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