Walk Tall, Kick Ass

WTKA would like to congratulate our favorite Vineyard Vines lovin' couple Kate and Russ on their recent engagement. Mazel Tov HON!

"The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them," the 26-year-old socialite was quoted...

The New York Times Style section published a feature on the rise of the term "vajayjay" to describe female genitalia. "The reason that vajayjay has caught on, I think, is because there is a black--Southern especially--naming tradition, which is to have names like Ray Ray and Boo Boo and things like that, "said John H. McWhorter, a linguist at the Manhattan Institute. "It sounds warm and familiar and it almost makes the vagina feel like a little cartoon character with eyes that walks around."
- Harper's Weekly, 11/6/2007

"Most fans are well-behaved, but some are clearly drunk" and belligerent." "If you cheer for the visiting team, you'll get destroyed, especially in the upper deck."

Stella McCartney is taking a stab at some new Jewelry creations.

Also c/o Perez

John Hodgman at work, Chateau Marmont, Hollywood CA.
Originally uploaded by xeni.

I can't wait for the next JH reading tour -- hopefully w/ Jonathan Coulton again.

moarfunny pictures

Anyone interested?
December 7th
Sonar
The 2K Sports B-Ball Zombie Tour with Stones Throw artists
MADLIB, KARRIEM RIGGINS, PEANUT BUTTER WOLF, J.ROCC, PERCEE P
(tentative lineup)

Windows of the Domino Sugar plant were blown out, and employees in office buildings 500 yards away tell WBAL News their buildings shook from the force of the explosion.

Forget pencils, books and teachers' dirty looks, wine classes provide booze, snacks and smiling, knowledgeable enablers. Schooling drunks in just the sort of lessons they enjoy, local bars and liquor stores pour higher learning by the glass, arming students with the means to matriculate beyond the remedial world of White Zin.