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Last week... a ninety-two-year-old woman was killed in a
shootout with Atlanta police, a Houston teenager was
sentenced to jail for sodomizing a Hispanic teenager with
a patio umbrella while shouting "White Power!," and a
professional dominatrix testified that an officer in the
Greenburgh, New York, police department had extracted
sexual favors from her. "He wanted to go to a motel in the
Bronx where I would defecate on him," she said, "but I
told him I was uncomfortable going to the Bronx."
via harper's
Think before you take a screenshot when you have a folder called Shemale Vids on your desktop. Dan would do something like that.
Amusing article from 1981 on Babbage - The [programming] language of the future
For years, programming languages have used "FOR," "DO UNTIL," "DO WHILE," etc. to mean "LOOP." Continuing with this trend, Babbage offers the following loop statements:
DON'T DO WHILE NOT - This loop is not executed if the test condition is not false (or if it's Friday afternoon).
DIDN'T DO - The loop executes once and hides all traces.
CAN'T DO - The loop is pooped.
DO-WAH - Used to write timing loops for computer-generated music (Rag Timing).
<all>Seriously awesome.
... marbles
... coke & chicken
... extra value meal
... rake handle
Be sure to check out the full can of coke they blend in the video intros.
