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With the greatest of ease...

Mer and Pam fly high @ Trapeze School

Borat for President!

I am sick and tired of seeing a country as prosperous as the US rot under the reign of the Bush royal family. It's a 21st century and the American roads are still not capable of supporting camels! Jews are still allowed to marry. An average American still can't afford having rat meat for dinner and gypsies are allowed to wear pants.


Aqua Teen Cookie Force

Originally uploaded by Mr_Matt.

We decorated cookies tonight.

Tips for Naming Your Kids

I was on Myspace a little ago, and no shit, I saw a girl who spells her name Britni. Britni! Can you fucking imagine!? I mean, how many ways can you spell that? Every time I am looking for strangers to send pictures of my cock to, someone is spelling Brittany differently. I don’t get it.

Read more on the Phat Phree

Horray Branding

For the graphically-inclined, Marty Neumeier illustrates the differences between Marketing, Advertising, PR, and Branding on pages 24 and 25 of ZAG. This is the best, most simplistic definition, visual or verbal, of core marketing disciplines that I’ve ever seen.

H surrounded by sunrays

H surrounded by sunrays
Originally uploaded by Mr_Matt.

Mer & I went to see John Hodgeman, Jonathan Coulton, and David Reese at UBaltimore the other night. I took a few pictures with my mobile telephone which you can view here.


Harbor Cup: 3rd!

Division: PHRF CD (8 boats)

Pos Sail Boat Skipper Rating Finish
Penalty Pts
1 23497 Bella Donna Guarino 162 15:35:13.0 00:56:58.2 03:38:14.8 00:00:00.0
2 484 Horizon Fleck, Bob 171 15:39:13.0 01:00:08.1 03:39:04.9 00:00:50.1
3 53126 Finn Eyring, Andrew 174 16:03:19.0 01:01:11.4 04:02:07.6 00:23:52.8
4 2742 Safari Harrity, Rich 213 16:18:15.0 01:14:54.3 04:03:20.7 00:25:05.9
5 83052 Boreas Mullarky, Mike 168 16:13:33.0 00:59:04.8 04:14:28.2 00:36:13.4
6 877 Lazy Ethel Holoubek, Dotty 213 16:31:22.0 01:14:54.3 04:16:27.7 00:38:12.9
7 478 Lark Vazzano, Larry 174 16:35:42.0 01:01:11.4 04:34:30.6 00:56:15.8
DNF 93244 Discovery Boyce, Albert 174 No Time 01:01:11.4 No Time No Time DNF 9.0

Race Information: Start Date/Time = Saturday, October 21, 2006 11:00:00.0, Length (nm) = 21.10

And just imagine how good we would have done if I had not had 3 beers before 10am!

Is Britney Shopping in Mer's Closet?

Britney: Meredith:

You Decide!

Double Trouble

Matt and Matt 2
Originally uploaded by Mr_Matt.

Halloween @ Barb's, sans Fire Department

I want to be like Mike.

Boxer Mike Tyson, who has been making the rounds on Scarbourough Country and other TV shows saying he's going to fight female boxers, is now saying that he's going to fight 60something singer Tom Jones in a charity match.

via TVSquad

I called it

Told ya so, Lady S.O.V. #1 video on BET.

Remember when we had a President who could speak coherently?

Full transcript available here.

Bummer, I totally want to pee in this

An Austrian businessman is bowing to public pressure and promises to get rid of urinals shaped like a woman's mouth. The controversial public convenience is located near Vienna's national opera.

My buddy Keith Olbermann: the beginning of the end of America

Fun Experiment...

  1. Go to Google
  2. search for Dave Sobotkin
  3. click on the first result.
  4. laugh, laugh, and laugh.

I hope this somehow ruins his professional career. Thanks to Dombi for the head's tip.

A-Town's a Dangerous Place

Bomb threats delay school’s start in Allentown
The Allentown School District had to delay the start of school and evacuate students from all 22 district buildings this morning after four separate bomb threats were called into the Allentown Communications Center.

According to school officials, the district's director of facilities received a call at 7 a.m. from the city's emergency dispatch that there were bombs placed in every school in the district.

Read More: Morning Call

Can you dig it?

Yes we can!
Actually I just posted this via email.

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NEW YORK (AP) -- Rapper Fabolous was shot early Tuesday as he stood at a Manhattan parking garage, spurring a sequence of events that left him both hospitalized in stable condition and under arrest, police said."

While I was shopping...

Mer & Co. are famous.

The 'Berg Gang

The 'Berg Gang
Originally uploaded by Mr_Matt.

Maryland Brewer's Octoberfest. Can I just say how much I love The Brewer's Art OZZY. Simply amazing.

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The Pile has bit the dust, for now at least. In an effort to continue some semblance of an online presence I have created WTKA. More to follow.