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Poll: Mitt Romney Is Candidate Most Voters Want To Get Into Bar Fight With

A big CONGRATS to Joe who won his 1st big case today! YAY EDLOW COMMA JOE!

Hi there WTKA readers! I thought with Hanukkah a week away and Christmas not too far after that, i might offer up some shopping tips and help you stay away from the mall.

For the Bloomies fanatic...


For the friend you kvetch to all year long...


For YOUR security blanket...


For the new baby...


If you think like Matt...


If you think like Mer...


For the Bawlmer enthusiast...


If your wine glasses don't quite make it out of the dishwasher alive...


For the person who wants to get organized...


For someone who just can't kick the habit...


For the kid in all of us...

Happy Thanksgiving from WTKA!

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This weekend marks the 1 year anniversary of Tom & Katie, which is also the 1 year anniversary of our Italian Vacay!

I was telling Aisha, who is new in my office, about how I scouted for celebs @ The Spanish Steps...

Me: (Reading USweekly @ lunch) Oh today is Tom & Katie's anniversary! I was in Italy during their wedding and I did not see anyone famous :-(
Aisha: Oh, I thought you were talking about real people...

Judging by our shameless obsession with SUVs, plasma screens and bulky trips to Costco, Americans just can't get enough of big. And nowhere is this more evident than in our food.

"Your typical whisky or scotch drinker is someone who may have more than a few drinks a week," said Jacobson. "Appearance-wise, they are usually someone with facial scruff and often a bit heavier."

WTKA would like to congratulate our favorite Vineyard Vines lovin' couple Kate and Russ on their recent engagement. Mazel Tov HON!

"The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them," the 26-year-old socialite was quoted...

The New York Times Style section published a feature on the rise of the term "vajayjay" to describe female genitalia. "The reason that vajayjay has caught on, I think, is because there is a black--Southern especially--naming tradition, which is to have names like Ray Ray and Boo Boo and things like that, "said John H. McWhorter, a linguist at the Manhattan Institute. "It sounds warm and familiar and it almost makes the vagina feel like a little cartoon character with eyes that walks around."
- Harper's Weekly, 11/6/2007

"Most fans are well-behaved, but some are clearly drunk" and belligerent." "If you cheer for the visiting team, you'll get destroyed, especially in the upper deck."

Stella McCartney is taking a stab at some new Jewelry creations.

Also c/o Perez

John Hodgman at work, Chateau Marmont, Hollywood CA.
Originally uploaded by xeni.

I can't wait for the next JH reading tour -- hopefully w/ Jonathan Coulton again.

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Anyone interested?
December 7th
Sonar
The 2K Sports B-Ball Zombie Tour with Stones Throw artists
MADLIB, KARRIEM RIGGINS, PEANUT BUTTER WOLF, J.ROCC, PERCEE P
(tentative lineup)

Windows of the Domino Sugar plant were blown out, and employees in office buildings 500 yards away tell WBAL News their buildings shook from the force of the explosion.

Forget pencils, books and teachers' dirty looks, wine classes provide booze, snacks and smiling, knowledgeable enablers. Schooling drunks in just the sort of lessons they enjoy, local bars and liquor stores pour higher learning by the glass, arming students with the means to matriculate beyond the remedial world of White Zin.