Walk Tall, Kick Ass

"Gains points for the handsome mustachioed Mr. Boh on the can. Loses points for leaving town, like the Colts."

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"The shiny can does look "steely." But it is made of aluminum, and when emptied, in keeping with the tradition of the Pittsburgh nation, it should be crushed on the forehead."

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