Walk Tall, Kick Ass

From the Food Network Humor Blog! A few favorites...
1 drink whenever Mary Alice’s hair or Duff Goldman’s goatee changes style and/or color mid-episode.
1 drink for each tablespoon of butter used by Paula Deen (that’s 8 drinks per stick of butter, y’all).
1 drink whenever Alton is shot through his FRIDGE CAM.
1 drink every time Rachael reminds you that “stoup” is thicker than soup, and thinner than stew.
1 drink every time Guy is “on the bus to flavor town.”
1 drink every time Sandra Lee takes a drink.
1 drink every time Giada says something is “nice and crispy on the outside and soft and chewy on the inside.”
3 drinks every time Ina mentions “chicken” and “Jeffrey” in the same sentence.