Walk Tall, Kick Ass

Our buddy Hugh Sission explains the difference between Ales & Lagers in terms you can taste on the Clipper City beer blog

You're NEVER too old for Funfetti!

TMBG's Birdhouse In Your Soul on Pushing Daisies

Dan's wife has a secret...


Gender: Female
Ethnicity: Black
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown

Tattoos: Pierced labret, both nipples, navel

Featured Nikki Lane DVDs
Jelly #7
Ghetto Booty #15
Black Street Hookers Cream Pies #4

From .searchextreme

(3:11:26 PM) dlane780: i just noticed my middle name is misspelled on my Muhlenberg diploma
(3:11:50 PM) Matt Targarona: FIX IT WITH A SHARPIE!
(3:11:54 PM) dlane780: i might
(3:11:59 PM) dlane780: don't matter none anyhow
(3:14:19 PM) Matt Targarona: how did they spell it?
(3:14:57 PM) dlane780: Jonathon
(3:15:07 PM) dlane780: instead of Jonathan

A few months ago Stereogum.com put together OKX in honor of the 10th anniversary (i know! can you believe it has been that long!?) of Radiohead's OK Computer. Now they are reaching way back to commemorate the 15th anniversary of R.E.M.'s Automatic for the People, released 10/5/1992. Grab yourself a free copy of DriveXV!

The new R.E.M. joint is out today. Not their first live DVD, but it is their first live album on CD. Check out Orange Crush...

New issue: http://noisforwimps.blogspot.com. Check it out.

Thanks to everyone for their support in the 2007 Race for the Cure :-) As a team we raised $950!

Country Music Stars Challenge Al-Qaeda With Patriotic New Song 'Bomb New York'

In Iowa,Republican presidential candidate Fred Thompson continued to attest to the existence of WMDs in Iraq. "We can't forget the fact that although at a particular point in time we never found any WMD down there, [Saddam Hussein] clearly had had WMD," he said. - Harper's Weekly 10/9/2007

The Cherry Hill parking lot is one of 20 sites in New York, New Jersey and Los Angeles to be striped with "Desperate Housewives" advertising "to build buzz among female viewers for the fourth season premiere of the show," said Jodi Smith, vice president of public relations for Alloy Media + Marketing, a national firm that hired Parking Stripe Advertising of Denver to do the job.

"We work with a lot of companies that do cool things. This seemed like a novel idea. It catches people's attention yet doesn't interfere with their experience. We're talking food shopping here. The reaction so far has been fun and that's what we're looking for," said Smith.

Tonight I went to dinner @ Holy Frijoles in Hampden (HON) w/ Melinda and Rachel. On the next block, we noticed the eye glass store (Eye Candy) was closed and found this note taped to the window. LOL!

NOBODY ASKED ME, BUT……
By Anthony Bourdain

I actually WATCH Food Network now and again, more often than not drawn in by the progressive horrors on screen. I find myself riveted by its awfulness, like watching a multi-car accident in slow motion.

RACHAEL: ...We KNOW she can’t cook. So...what is she selling us? Really?

PAULA DEEN: ...A recent Hawaii show was indistinguishable from an early John Waters film. And the food on a par with the last scene of Pink Flamingos.

SANDRA LEE: Pure evil. This frightening Hell Spawn of Kathie Lee and Betty Crocker seems on a mission to kill her fans, one meal at a time. She Must Be Stopped.

But not all is bad...
THAT ACE OF CAKES GUY: Hey…He’s got talent!

"When you die, and it really could be this afternoon ... you will not be happy about having said no. You will be kicking your ass about all the no's you've said. No to that opportunity, or no to that trip to Nova Scotia or no to that night out, or no to that project or no to that person who wants to be naked with you but you worry about what your friends will say. No is for wimps. No is for pussies. No is to live small and embittered, cherishing the opportunities you missed because they might have sent the wrong message." - Dave Eggers

Check out our new literary project...
http://noisforwimps.blogspot.com

Here is a photo update of George Michael (not the singer/songwriter) and his new Chia-Friend GOB the elephant.

I've got one oink.cd invite -- if you're interested let me know.

All gone!